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Thursday, January 24, 2008
Who?

Rum finally ran in and bit Ame's broken arm savagely. She hissed with pain and let out and light shriek before punching the dog's nose. Rum yelped and quickly let go of her.

Kyle smiled deeply and turned to Faith. "Hey, mercenary! Ame's talking shit about your-"

Then he saw that Faith wasn't even conscious. He rolled his eyes and turned his attention to the fight before realizing, "Damn! Who's fighting that spider?"

Dessdemoda looked toward Kyle and also noticed that Faith was missing. Unlike Kyle, though, Dessdemoda began to chase after the spider with Alex in its womb.

In the meantime, Kyle began to yell. "You know Ame spits on your dog when you aren't looking?" he cheered at Tari.

Tari was tempted to kick sand into Ame's face, but tackled her instead so that she fell onto her bad arm.


CATFIGHT

As soon as the spider started to clumsily walk away, Rum spang to his feet, and began to bark at it. The puppy barked so much anyways that it to was overlooked.

Tari made the first move. She leapt onto Ame, and shoved her to the ground. Ame gasped in fake pain as she gripped her borken arm. Tari let up for a split second, just enought time for Ame to kick her off.

Tari hit the ground hard, and lay motionless for a second or two. Ame dusted herself off, and turned her back, only to be knocked to the ground again.

Kyle smirked, thoroughly enjoying the catfight he had started. Now if only he could get Faith started, maybe Alex would join in.
 




Wednesday, December 19, 2007
NOM NOM NOM

While the two stared each other, the spider turned toward Alex. The assassin drew his sword to fight it, but before he could do a thing, the spider opened its massive body to reveal a massive mouth. Alex was scared stiff, and then the spider ate him whole.

Faith stared in horror, but was also transmorguified. He didn't even scream. The killing was so silent that only the mercenary had seen, and she fainted so silently that no one noticed. The spider, now satisfied, lazily tried to walk down the cliff.

Alex kicked within the stomach, making it difficult for the spider to walk. It tried to walk around the crowd, but its weakened legs were tired, so it had to walk with all of its might.

Eat it!

"Go eat it Rum!" Tari commanded.

Rum snarled at the eight legged creature, and lunged towards it.

"Tari!" Ame cried, "Rum can't eat that! He'll get sick!"

Tari shoved Ame backwards, "Don't tell me how to take care of my dog, 'rum burner'." She narrowed her eyes.

Ame grabbed onto Alex's arm, to balance herself. "That's all you ever think about! Shouldn't you be more worried about the fate of your friends and family, instead a stupid bottle of rum?"

Tari shoved her again, this time, making her stumble backwards. "Don't tell me where my priorities should lie either."

Ame glared at her, and when she caught her balance, she shoved Tari right back.

Kyle smirked, and started to chant, "Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight." And soon, the whole crowd was chanting with him.

Rum sat and tilted his head to one side. the spider he was supposed to be eating, seemed to sit next to him as well, as if waiting to watch the girls fight each other.




Thursday, November 22, 2007
Elder Spiders

Kyle defended Dessdemoda and backed away from the battle. He wasn't going to kill any fellow Elvaanians, but he didn't want his lover to be hurt, either.

Once the infant spiders were taken care of, two of the mighty armored beasts appeared. Alex tried to defend his girl, but she was desperate to kill them and get paid. Tari knew Ami had a broken arm and would be in trouble if she was hurt again.

However, Ame was up to something clever. While Tari stood before her, she stole her rum bottle and stuffed a piece of her scarf inside it. She quickly lit it and tossed it at the spider. Once the glass shattered, the the rum spilled on the hairs of its back, and the fire engulfed the spider.

"You're a genius, Ame!" Alex yelled.

"You bitch!" Tari cried.

The spider's companion ran from the fire. It knew it was in serious trouble. However, Tari and Faith chased it down with Rum. Ame aimed an arrow at the spider and shot fruitlessly. There was one left.

Turkey Day

The villagers all stood still, quaking in their boots.

The group of "friends", Faith, Alex, Ame, everyone, drew their weapons, ready to defend the town.

"Pair up," Alez roared, over the screaming townsfolk. "We can't fight them alone!" And with that, he grabbed Faith's hand, and ran towards the approaching arachnids.

Tari looked at Ame, who scowled, but nodded. The ex captain smirked, and the two ran into battle.

Alex was hacking away at one of the larger spiders, who was trying to crawl up Faith's legs.

Tari lazily pulled out her pistol, and shot it without looking, hitting the spider right between the ears. (Do spiders have ears?)

Ame's jaw dropped. "You could've shot Faith! Or Alex!"

Tari shrugged the comment off, "I shoot better when I don't look."




Monday, November 12, 2007
Expected Flaw

"It was your plan! Tell them what to do!" Alex mouthed to Faith.

She nodded to him and looked back at the band. After a few moments of wildly waving her arms, Faith pointed at the cliff while looking at the conductor.

"Children, I want all of you to play, in unison, your lowest note possible. Direct it toward the ledges!"

The children stepped forward and began to play their low notes. Everyone covered their ears while they watched dust fly into the air. The ground vibrated with a powerful rumble.

"Faith, you idiot!" Ame screamed. "A few of them are climbing the rubble! They're getting up here! They can see everything!"

The children stopped playing. Everyone looked over the ledge. The massive web had plumetted into the abyss and disappeared. Villagers tossed fire into the pit to kill anything if it survived the fall. There were about six smaller spiders climbing the cliff.

The band couldn't shake the spiders away. The forest's roots held the soil in place with a mighty grip. They would have to fight the spiders.

Bad band

Suddenly, the ground began to rumble, and a loud, horrible screeching noise came from behind them. Everyone covered their ears, and turned around to face an entire middle school marching band.

Their instruments sounded as if they were being tortured, as they wailed and screeched their way through the crowd of people, lead by their Conductor.

The Conductor motioned for them to stop at the edge of the cliff, and then signaled as the band played one horribly, awful, earsplitting note.




Sunday, November 11, 2007
November 11th

Ame took a deep breath and looked down. Her senses returned to her.

"I think we need to drop torches to destroy any eggs they have," she declared.

"We have to deal with the spiders, too," Alex murmured.

"I have an idea," Faith declared. "We need an entire band. We'll have them play music so loud that the cliff sides erode, and then the web will fall into the abyss."

"You're a genius," Alex whispered. He looked lovingly toward her. "Let's get on it. Someone from that crowd will have to call for a band."

Everyone murmured a cheer while he disappeared. Meanwhile, Faith simply stood at the cliff, laughing hysterically at the victims of her plot.




Saturday, November 10, 2007
November 10th

Alex peered over the side of the ridge, and screamed like a girl. "More of them?!" He gasped.

Faith rolled her eyes. "Duh."

Ame instantly dropped her bow, and grabbed her arm, wincing in pain.

"You ok?" Tari knew the question was stupid as soon as it rolled off her tongue.

Ame glared at her. "You." She hissed. "You and your stupid friends. All you care about is sex and booze, but no one cares to notice that I, Ame Matsuri, have had my arm broken for the past few days."

Tari whimpered, "Ame, I-"

"Don't," Ame snarled. "We have to save your stupid village, and then make sure you drink till you puke and do it with Ginger."

Tari's face burned a bright red. "Okay." She whispered.

And the team left it at that, for then.




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Character Guide:
Ame: Archer, friend of Tari's, who doesn't much care for Faith. She currently has a broken arm.
Tari: A friendly, greedy ex-pirate captain that seems to be friends with everyone, but has a dark past.
Faith: A mercenary accused of being greedy. She hates everyone except Tari and Jack. She's currently pregnant.
Alex: The psycho who broke Ame's arm and impregnated Faith. He used to kill anyone that defied God. Now he just tries to win Faith's love.
Kyle: A vampire tha follows the group for unknown reason. He's fallen in love with Dessdemoda at first sight.
Jack: The richest man in the world. Mayor of Rubenville. He is very young, but married happily and was trying to make a baby. He joined the group to hurry them through their adventures so they can settle down in Rubenville in the end.
Dessdemoda: A crossdressing man with a pretty voice that looks a whole lot like a woman.


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